nasacar

The combination of NASCAR racing and NASA space program. A joke from mock newspaper The Onion.

I saw Jeff Gordon race the space shuttle Columbia in NASACAR.

by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005

Nabsack

a small beaver like creature that lives on your hip is called a nab. The sack that it lives in is the nabsack. (Nabs can only be picked up on a special x-ray)

hey, do you like my nabsack?" "i dunno dude, it can't be seen with the naked eye

by onomlynne May 31, 2010

NAPTACULAR

adj. Word describing a particularly good, albeit short, period of sleep.

"I just took a power nap in my car and it was naptacular!"

by The Dani. October 5, 2005

napsack

1) place to store drugs
2) to sleep on ones balls

yo lets keep the weed in the napsack. I wanna put my face in your lap and get my napsack on.

by Napsack June 18, 2003

napsacking

The art of pretending to be tired before having sex so that you can immediately fall asleep afterwards and skip the pillow talk, emotional breakdown, honest confessions, etc..

I knew that she was wanting to talk about the abortion so I made sure to look like I was napsacking as soon as she came over.

by B-rad D. March 14, 2012

Ghandi Napsack

A waste of a Gatorade. Often left on the highway. Occasionally filled with freight.

If I see anymore Ghandi Napsacks I'm going to pukers.

by Snake Eater 100 May 17, 2009

Napjack

While sleeping, you involuntarily force your hand down your pants and start beating your meat.

I tore my jirta during my napjack.

I had a great napjack last night.

While I was dreaming about Jessica Alba, I had a napjack.

My mom walked in on my napjack last night and called my pastor to pray for me.

"How was your night last night? Did you get laid?"
"No, but I had a very nice napjack."

by Jirta October 2, 2009