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Nantucket Bidet

When you're on a boat using the bathroom, and the waves are so fierce that the water from the toilet comes up and gets in your butthole.
God, the seas were so rough this morning that I got a Nantucket Bidet on the way to Figawi.
by CLarry2 May 25, 2017
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Man From Nantucket

A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it
by Mike Okizard December 30, 2015
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Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.
"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!
by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011
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Nantucket Nacho Supreme

If your stomach is craving for a traditional Mexican delight and your big, throbbing cock is screaming for a nice, wet vagina, look no further than the Nantucket Nacho Supreme. The nacho supreme is a combination of two great things and must be made very carefully and specifically. First you must start by engaging in a three way with two women. (We are fans of the devils three way but if want this food option, two ladies is the way to go.) One of the women in the three way is required to be a virgin. Next you lay the non virgin down and pour some crisp tortilla chips on her abdomen. You then take a nice piss all over those chips. This is replica of the cheese on nachos. Now you shart all over the chips. Make sure the shart explodes when exiting the buttox. This explosive shart replicates spicy ground beef. You then will shove your entire hand down your throat and throw up on top of the nachos to replicate the guacamole. Next you take the virgin and pound the mess out of her. Hopefully you pop her cherry which will bleed and replicate the salsa. Last but not least you cum all over the top of the nachos which is the sour cream. Only the finest of men can complete the making of this food.
Blaine: Dang John, I'm really hungry!
John: How bout you call Margaret and Caroline and make a Nantucket nacho supreme.
Blaine: Dang John, you sir are an innovator. I think I have some fresh shart ready to explode out of my cheeks!
by Smith2069 May 31, 2017
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Nantucket Red

1. A Particular shade of red, bright with a slightly faded look.
2. Basically, it's the WASPiest color ever.
Did you get the new J. Crew catalogue? They have these really cute Nantucket Red khakis...
by Miles October 4, 2004
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Nantucket Sleighride

A "Nantucket Sleighride" was the result of harpooning a whale. The ship subsequently was dragged behind the whale by a line running from the harpoon to the ship. The Nantucket Sleighride would continue until the whale died, the line broke, or the ship sank.
After harpooning the whale, the good ship "Alabaster" was taken on a Nantucket Sleighride for nearly an hour.
by Museum Man June 29, 2005
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nantucket sleigh ride

Originally the term for harpooning a whale in a rickety boat usually meant to hold no more than 16 people, and letting the whale swim itself tired before killing the whale

Popularised by whale killing off nantucket island

Mainly found in old whaling books, and Moby Dick
by Flambeau February 28, 2005
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