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Nandos

"Portuguese" Restaurant that cant even spell its main dish. Its Piri Piri not Peri Peri...
They serve things that they dont even know exist.
Although it is a very nice restaurant and I the food is great they need to improve on their Portuguese-ness.
One lunch time at Nandos:
Customer: Can I have a Galao please?
Waitress: A what?
Customer: A Galao.. its on the menu right infront of you.
Waitress: Oh right erm yea ok.

10 minutes later

Waitress comes over to table with the drink: Heres your Galileo!
by .A.J. March 4, 2007
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nandos

Mannn i wish i could smoke nandos right now!!”
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nandos rice

Refers to being someone's side hoe, side dish
Billy: Is Rachel your new girl?
Mike: Nah, she's only a nandos rice
by 2k9Army November 29, 2016
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Nandos baby

Have a very spicey poo after eating Nandos
Look out boys I got to go have a Nandos baby
by GinjaNinja72 September 15, 2018
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Burrito Nandos

A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.
Definition 1:

Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"

Definition 2:

"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."
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Cheeky Nandos

Cheeky Nandos

A term used by Brits to linguistically torment confused Americans, wherein they "explain" what it means while using as much British slang as humanly possible, for maximum Yank confusion.

"Nandos" is a British restaurant chain where you can get a respectable amount of spicy chicken and chips (fries) for a moderate price, suitable for sharing among a small group of friends. "Cheeky" is a multipurpose word which, in this context, appears to mean "spicy," "awesome/delicious," and "amusing in a slightly naughty/irreverent way" (because you're eating with your friends, who are a cheeky bunch, leading to a cheeky dining experience overall).

"Cheeky Nandos with the lads," in American, might be "Kick-ass hot wings with my bros" though "kick-ass" lacks some of the subtle connotations of irreverence that "cheeky" posesses.
"Just went for a cheeky Nandos. Let's go wind up some Yanks by tweeting about it."
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Cheeky Nandos

What you get to refuel, after some exhausting banter with the lads.
When you're out with the Lads on the town, having an absolutely top notch time until about two, when Charlie says he's hungry and wants to go to KFC. Now Charlie is a top lad, but Matt is just the Archbishop of Banterbury, and he suggets you go for a Cheeky Nandos. Obviosly this is agreed by everyone, and you say "lets smash it"
by Lalalalegend May 14, 2015
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