necking on

to passionately kiss someone - generally a type of snog.

hazza: mate were you necking on or tashing on with that lass?
bazza: mate we were necking on

by tonkles April 2, 2015

Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

rubber necking

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.

"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."

by IceWarm January 8, 2006

nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003

nackin' noni

1. To orally please a woman. 2. To use a technique so well that she wants you to stop, but doesn't want you to stop.

She was hoping I would nack the noni.

If you always nack the noni like that she will be very happy.

She was telling all her friends about how much I was nackin' noni last night.

by coruscatio May 11, 2010

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005