n00bs

These newcomers usually think of themselves as cyber celebs, have bad grammer, brag in a fagish way, and are overall annoying.

n00b:o fu mofo i am t3h best so dont sass me!!1!1!1!11

normal person:Speak in English please.

n00b:U BAK TOKKED MEH NOW I AM GONNA REPORT U FO SPAMMIN MAH HANGOUT SPOT

by hi March 15, 2005

n00bs

very irratable and enoying. A Person who is new to something but acts like they are an expert, also usually using the "1337" hacker language. . . which is also a pile of bollox to be honest.
A n00b is different to a newb tho. a newb is new to something, but with out the stupid questions and big headed-ness.

n00b: I OwnZ Joo all LOL11!!1!11!1! , how do i get in the vehicle? LOL!!!11!!
Player: Press E
n00b: i Gonnas Pwn Joo ass LOL!L!11!!
Player: Burn in hell u fu*king piss sh*t

by Ryan Dean April 20, 2005

n00bspace

A myspace page that is utterly childish and n00bish. Usually occurs when users under 14 begin using myspace. Consists of:
surveys in your about me
(most)layouts with hearts in it
sparkly pictures
things falling from the top of your page

Ben: Did you see that sixth-grader's myspace?
Jill: You mean her n00bspace? What's with the falling hearts?

by Blakeley July 2, 2007

N0tsiah

If someone struggles to make music they are called N0tsiah.

Damn dude, you're starting to sound like "N0tsiah".

by #twilightconsumer August 22, 2022

pwning n00bs

Term used by nerds who play online games refering to the action of dominating people who are new to the game or have little experience.

Blueshirt4557:"I'm going to pwn so many n00bs 2day"
Blackshirt34:"But yesterday you said that and got pwned yourself."
Blueshirt4557:"Stfu faggot"

by Mr.Toarster July 25, 2004

n00bs

Somebody on a internet gaming/forum site who is likely to be illiterate and say lol , stfu and things along those lines. They are also likely to be stupid enought to say "Wtf? Wat?" when you call them a n00b or say anything slightly intelligent.

n00b: LyK OmFG y DnT U jSt stfu!11!!one!!!1!!
Normal Person: What a n00b
n00b: Wtf Is ThT?
Normal Person: A new person who is stupid and irritating e.g you
n00b: LYK OmG CnT beLeive You I Am RepORtiNG YOu!oNe!!!!111111111
Normal Person: What for may i ask?
n00b: PweAse DonAte ME SoMeThinG

by .The.Evil.Muffin. May 2, 2005

n00bsickle

A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.

"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."

by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006