n00bility

the level at which a person or persons are able to be a n00b; the ability to be a n00b

You're n00bility is baffling.

by the original unknown August 26, 2007

n00btube

There can be different definitions.

1. A grenade launcher or rifle grenade, in which makes people more pissy with extra explosives.
2. A general insult, used to make one feel special and good about themselves over a video game, specifically and more commonly in Call of Duty games.
3. Another way to accuse someone of being a fag or not being good at video games compared to the accuser.
4. A term that when used may cause the accused to become defensive, therefore declaring an intense 1 versus 1 private match battle to prove that they are better.

1"hey guys, I'm getting easy kills with the n00btube.

2. Matured Teenager "Hey kid, you are such a homo"

Annoying child " Fuck off dude, I'm b345T with the sniper, and you are just n00btubing"

Annoying child "*loudsmacking around in the backround* OH BABY, I AM TOO GOOD AT CALL OF DUTY"
3. "Hey, I saw you n00btubing with another guy behind the dumbster you n00b
4. MLG gangsta "I bet you n00btube all damn day!"

Clan member "You wanna bet bitch? Back out and I'll beat you 1v1.

by luap eoj April 26, 2010

n00btacular

When a n00b has a lucky moment, normally followed by getting pwned.

Player A uses a 'nade on a room killing Players B, C, and D. Player E then proceeds to sneak up on him and brutally rape him with a melee weapon.

by Jake May 7, 2004

n00bius maximus

The biggest n00b possible only level 1 in world of warcraft, constantly getting pwn3d

Did you just see that n00bius maximus. Well I just pwn3d him with my battle ax

by g-smoove December 6, 2006

n00bilating

An act perofrmed mostly by losers trying to make someone feel like a newby or make fun of someone who is in fact a newby.

The newby made a stupid post on FCF so he/she got n00bilated.

by pagelord September 4, 2004

n00bie cannon

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.

<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>

by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008

n00bis

the biggest of the noobs.

You see that fool on Runescape! What a n00bis.

by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007