One of the most ovverated wrestler in the actual WWE. Like John Cena he is just favorited by some random retards so the WWE makes him sometimes a champ.
Also like John Cena he is a limited wrestler. He just got his 4-5 Moves, like hit, hurri-can-rana, frogsplash and the stupid 6-1-9.
The third parallel to Cena is, that he also looks like a 'lil kid. Maybe thats the reason why they've been favorited by so many kids.
Also like John Cena he is a limited wrestler. He just got his 4-5 Moves, like hit, hurri-can-rana, frogsplash and the stupid 6-1-9.
The third parallel to Cena is, that he also looks like a 'lil kid. Maybe thats the reason why they've been favorited by so many kids.
Oh, kids loving this guy: Lets make Rey Mysterio champion and let look other good workers fuck in their asses!!!!1111oneoneeleven
by the_colons April 13, 2009
Get the Rey Mysterio mug.a mexican wwe wrestler who is overrated as fuck. he once became world HEAVYWEIGHT champion even though he is actually a cruiserweight wrestler. his moves are horrendously fake, especially the infamous 619 which in real life can't do shit. wwe pushes him a lot since he is a selling merchandise for kids. rey is one of the reasons why wwe will always suck
OMG Rey Mysterio is on tv, thats so keeewwl!!!
look how that 619 ko-ed the big show!!! wow rey rules!!!
look how that 619 ko-ed the big show!!! wow rey rules!!!
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He's an optional boss in kingdom hearts, birth by sleep. He has 2 lightning energy dagger type weapons and he can cast pretty much all the strongest spells such as meteor, megaflare, death, and all of his melee combos bring you to 1hp almost, he also turns invisible at half health and you can no longer see or lock on to him or see where he's coming from, he can make multiple clones of himself that can all do the same attacks and he has an attack that erases all of your special attacks.
Also if you start doing a moderate amount of damage to him he will either put up a temporary shield that makes any damage heal him or he will stop time, reverse it, teleport behind you, begin an attack, and then unfreeze time again.
He's an optional boss in kingdom hearts, birth by sleep. He has 2 lightning energy dagger type weapons and he can cast pretty much all the strongest spells such as meteor, megaflare, death, and all of his melee combos bring you to 1hp almost, he also turns invisible at half health and you can no longer see or lock on to him or see where he's coming from, he can make multiple clones of himself that can all do the same attacks and he has an attack that erases all of your special attacks.
Also if you start doing a moderate amount of damage to him he will either put up a temporary shield that makes any damage heal him or he will stop time, reverse it, teleport behind you, begin an attack, and then unfreeze time again.
by White Key June 30, 2011
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I am an angel Keeping Watch over the city at night; as violence and darkness take over the streets i work to rid the city of crime; I am the symbol this town needs
I am Mysterion
I am Mysterion
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