Acting with bravado over email when in a face to face situation the emailer would be in a subservient position.
Related to beer muscles where the internet is substituted for alcohol.
Can also take the form of “message board muscles”
Related to beer muscles where the internet is substituted for alcohol.
Can also take the form of “message board muscles”
Example: a man in an email to his friends claims his wife does what she is told. In reality the man is a follower. Dave has email muscles when it comes to his wife.
by CMFuss May 1, 2008
Get the email muscles mug.n. false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer.
Man1: I'm a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there - the one who's sitting with that huge looking footballer.
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown!
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown!
by nofntalent April 12, 2004
Get the beer muscles mug.A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
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Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)
''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.
''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.
''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.
''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.
by cheesyballs January 26, 2014
Get the Masturbation muscles mug.Oh Muscles Glasses, where do we begin? He's the muscley French-Canadian guy off Epic Meal Time! That sexy man will eat anything. And I like to watch.
by lindseyyyywhatwhat August 13, 2011
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Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.
by silasmeister May 2, 2010
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Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.
Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.
by KyleReese July 9, 2010
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