my wife 

ur mom

Your mom is my wife

my wife by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022

My wife 

My wife the most amazing women the most beautiful and most wonderful and pure woman she is one of a kind and there is nothing like this woman shes out of this world and i love my wife to the day i die and after shes the most amazing woman and prettiest most gorgeous and amazing woman i love her

My wife is an angel my wife is so beautiful my wife is home my wife is amazing my wife is gorgeous

My wife by Meisyou1244 November 20, 2023

My Wife!

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.

Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis

Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...

John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious

Frank: MY WIFE!

My Wife! by AkimboSlice December 18, 2009

My wife left me and took the kids 

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

my wife's son 

The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)

A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."

my wife's son by CatoMalgus November 8, 2018

My wife's boyfriend 

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.

My wife's boyfriend is cool!

My wife's boyfriend by BigDaddyPhilip September 2, 2020

my wife took the kids

a epic bruh moment when your wife took the kids fucking asshole

gaming guy: bro my wife took the kids

other dude:fuck hahahaha go fuck somone else asshole donkey sucker whore ass bitch fucker

my wife took the kids by FIR3_BREAK3R October 21, 2021