have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

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My dermal becomes turkeys

1. Goosebumps, but only if you're using google translate from Dutch.

2. The feeling you get when someone with skin fibrosis gently caresses you with a giant turkey leg purchased at Disney World.

The way John touched me with that meat stick was nothing short of astonishing. My dermal becomes turkeys when I think about it. Sadly, the antibiotics will take months to cure me.

by LOLWTFBBQZZZZ June 16, 2010

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