stomp on my leg 

expressing that you are going to give in to something that you low key want to do anyway

stomp on my leg, I will go get a free slurpie

stomp on my leg by tsunamigirl January 28, 2022

shaved my legs for nothing 

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

shaved my legs for nothing by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008

My balls are sticking to my legs 

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

My balls are sticking to my legs by Nutthead June 21, 2010

that thing between my legs 

Yer dick/fanny

What's that thing between my legs

that thing between my legs by NerdyBulbasaur December 26, 2016

till my legs break 

phrase
Riding the d for so long that your legs physically break.

*a fine nigga posting sum*
“till my legs break”

till my legs break by realdelusionalshi March 16, 2023

Bro, i cant feel my legs. 

Smoking weed over and over rapidly until you cant feel you legs.

Dude, i was at a party last night..., Bro, i cant feel my legs.

Bro, i cant feel my legs. by Filthyness January 9, 2011

Laying on my legs 

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

Laying on my legs by anonymous February 12, 2022