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shaved my legs for nothing 

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.
Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

My balls are sticking to my legs 

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

that thing between my legs 

till my legs break 

phrase
Riding the d for so long that your legs physically break.
*a fine nigga posting sum*
“till my legs break”

Bro, i cant feel my legs. 

Smoking weed over and over rapidly until you cant feel you legs.
Dude, i was at a party last night..., Bro, i cant feel my legs.

Laying on my legs 

Doing another's work.
Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"
Laying on my legs by anonymous February 12, 2022