swallow my kids 

What one says to the person performing fellation on you if you demand that she (or he) swallow your semen- potential children.

Bitch, swallow my kids.

swallow my kids by Gumba Gumba April 9, 2006

eat my kids 

1.to suck dick or eat pussy and swallow the cum

Girl: shut up fuck boy
Boy: eat my kids

eat my kids by jennlysse November 22, 2016

Catch My Kids 

Pretty much means open your mouth or it's going in your eye.

Girl: MmmmMmmmmmmMmmmm
Guy: I'm about to-
Girl: Not in my mouth!
Guy: Catch My Kids Bitch!

Catch My Kids by SpankyTheVampire March 16, 2009

drink my kids 

This is when a man wants his girl/wifey/ side chick to open her mouth really wide to drink all his cum or sperm which determine the sex of a child, therefor the woman is drinking his kids!!! Now if he is really freaky he might want you to rum his sperm all over your body and face or play with it with your tongue!!!

Man; are you ready, get down on your knees', yesssss there you go, drink my kids

drink my kids by Mrs. Thickness March 16, 2016

I.beat.my.kids_ 

Is a top meme page who isn't a sellout like most. Some of his achievement being featured on a PewDiePie video and having daddy needs follow him. All around beast of a page

"i.beat.my.kids_ is the best page on Instagram"

I.beat.my.kids_ by Meme reviewer March 2, 2019

shoot my kids all over the place 

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

shoot my kids all over the place by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021