i spy my little eye 

You and your friends just say I spy with my little eye and you say a color of a object without telling the object. Then they look and try to guess it

Jonny: I spy my little eye something that is green
Seon: is it grass?

Jonny: yes (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

i spy my little eye by Its_avi July 9, 2021

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

i will stick my penis in your eye 

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

i will stick my penis in your eye by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Bleach my eyes 

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

Bleach my eyes by * bleep* October 5, 2020

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

When someone says something disgusting

Guy 1: I wish boku no pico had a second season
Guy 2: oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘ by alurria May 30, 2020

my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

my eyes are up here by Bovious August 2, 2016