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CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH 

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH
CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH
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bitch stole my fish 

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick 

The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you

that bitch stole my taco! 

technically from a myspace bulletin chain-letter. taco: some nice thing of yours, could be a gf/bf, or winning a game. basically means you lost something, not an item though.
"That bitch stole my taco!"
"Oh no she did not."
"Hellz no. That be my taco. Nobody steals my taco."

BITCH MY SHIT! 

Multi-purpose exclamation of surprise, dismay, congratulations; other forms include 'Shit my bitch', 'My bitch shit', 'Shit-bitch my', 'Shit in my bitching shit', 'Bitch in my shitting bitch-shit', etc.
Mary: 'Hey, I finally turned my cunt inside out...'
John: 'BITCH MY SHIT!'

thicc bitch said my ding long 

when shady says your dick is long so you clap them cheeks ya heard
you guys did you know that the new girl thicc bitch said my ding long crazy right

suck my bitch 

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier
oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!