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Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake 

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

Used as an enhanced silence request.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.
someone:Hey i don't like what the fuck is going on here
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

Make my ass squeak 

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.
“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”
Make my ass squeak by anonymous September 21, 2021

my ass is smelly 

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass
Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly
my ass is smelly by showmanisbored January 17, 2021

my ass is soup 

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks
person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)
my ass is soup by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021

MY ASS IS SCRATCHY 

IT WONT DAMN STOP MY ASS IS SCRATCHY AND IM DIEING HELP