My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked 

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".

Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."

My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked by Dreamcore August 25, 2006

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat by Matt |2 September 15, 2008

Saying Goodnight to my mother 

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

Saying Goodnight to my mother by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat by Matt |2 August 28, 2006

My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing 

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.) by danke August 28, 2005

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3 

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3 by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025