My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

by consumerstellular June 11, 2022

My brother in Christ

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word

Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

by YouGotCoconutMalled April 14, 2022

My Brother in Christ

Used as an exaggerative and sarcastic address to a person acting stupidly or saying something dumb. A gentlemanly replacement for "motherf***er".

*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*

"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"

by Elob Kusk June 11, 2022

My Brother Is Gay

The moment when you question your brother's gay nude magazines, constant man friends that sleep over, and his feminine choice in movies and other interests and realize that your own brother is a flaming homosexual. May occur early or extremely delayed from the point your brother starts to become a homosexual. Is usually a moment of epiphany.

FordWhitticar : "Max has an awfully large collection of gay porn and feminine movies......Oh god My brother is gay.."

by frankthetankman October 3, 2011

My Brother's Keeper?

IN OTHER WORDS:

1. How do you respond to your brother?

2. Tell me the truth?

NINO BROWN:
You cut a side deal
with that motherfucker didn't you?

GEE MONEY: (struggling to answer)

NINO BROWN:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Gee.

Fucking Cain.

My brother's keeper?

(Nino walks closer to Gee, then reaches in Gee's coat to find and take his glass dick/crack pipe to confront him)

Was it this......glass......dick...you've been sucking on, huh? Huh? Was that it? Now I see how you let that motherfucker infiltrate. He used you, Gee.

(then Nino throws Gee's glass dick/crack pipe very far from where they're standing)

-From NEW JACK CITY (1991)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006

My brother/sister

My enemy.

- My brother/sister is as lank as a twig.

by Spacet September 3, 2022

My Brother Chris Brown

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...

Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.

by Noah Ravenwood May 7, 2018