being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012
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by house host August 14, 2021
Get the Muzzle-load mug.When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.
In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!
by Tennessee Muzzleloader January 30, 2017
Get the The Tennessee Muzzleloader mug.1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*
2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*
*(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)
2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*
*(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)
1. I gave a bitch a muzzleloader the other night, only to have her puke all over my sheets.
2. Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal.
2. Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal.
by Deezzz Nutzzz March 2, 2009
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by SirAdamtheGreat February 5, 2008
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Oi Nick tonight is going to be hectic I just Muzzleloaded two Pingers.
I just Muzzled a Footlong, I can barely fit anymore.
Yeah, old Paddy is a Muzzler from way back, he's been Muzzleloading so long he doesn't even use a ramrod anymore.
I just Muzzled a Footlong, I can barely fit anymore.
Yeah, old Paddy is a Muzzler from way back, he's been Muzzleloading so long he doesn't even use a ramrod anymore.
by WideEyedMuzzler February 15, 2022
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My bitch was inadvertently given a tennessee muzzleloader when i was pounding her ass and my chew fell on my tip...she said the menthol gave her a clean ass feeling.
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