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Muta Scale

The scale to judge the quality of a bladejob in a wrestling match. The name comes from a particularly bloody match with The Great Muta and Hiroshi Hase, where Muta gigged himself so hard that he, Hase, the mat, and even the ref were covered in Muta's blood. From then on, it was decided that that that would be the standard that bladejobs would be judged by, that is 1.0 Muta and you adjust up or down depending on the match you're watching. For instance, The Undertaker hit 1.2 Muta in that match where he did a bladejob so ill that he was bleeding in Brock Lesnar's mouth, the famous match between Ric Flair and Lex Luger that was stopped due to blood even though Luger was about to win saw Luger do a pathetic .02 bladejob. Hell, it was such a weak bladejob that the cut had already closed itself by the time the decision was announced.
Tommy Dreamer hit 0.9 on the Muta scale at the first One Night Stand PPV, the part where Tommy hugs Beulah and she comes away with a ton of blood in her hair is pretty gross. Yeah, they're married in real life, but that's still gross.
by A.C. Sativa March 8, 2013
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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
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Mitya

Super handsome, one of a kind, ultra-sexy guy. Usually involved in Mathematics and Computer Science. Almost always from Russia.
Hey, Mitya, I wanna f*ck you!
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Mutate my member!

Then I said to Wonda Wonderpig, mutate my member!
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Mutatonomine

V - An ancient Japanese sex move that was first attempted by the two mighty dragons Opai, and Hentai.

This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.

This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.

WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.
Dude 1: "Yo man, I'm going to try the mutatonomine on my girlfriend later this week."

Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."
by Gluppet December 11, 2010
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Matyas

Matyas is a funny and sportive guy. He likes to joke around and be immature. Matyas hates to see people sad and will always cheer them up. Matyas also has a flirtatious side. He likes to make out with girls and have sex with girls he thinks would make good playmates. If your alone with Matyas be sure that he will make moves on you. When a Matyas pulls you in you can't resist his actions. His kisses can blow you away and his eyes are as sexy as can be.
That guy is super sexy. He's for sure a Matyas!
by TheAwesomeQueen October 14, 2017
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Mutant Mile

A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.
'Just heard a women hysterically crying in a phone box....typical day on the Mutant Mile then!'
by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012
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