Mutual Respect

Code for an 8 year loving relationship, including a lot of fuckery and possibly secret marriage.

Contrary to Dan Wattpad's beliefs, Harry and Louis have mutual respect for eachother.

by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019

Mutual

When you follow someone on a social media account and they follow you back.

"my mutuals are so nice to me."

by theteennet January 7, 2017

Mutual Extramarital Relationship

When both members of a married couple are simultaneously in a relationship with the same third party.

Girl: Can Scarlett Johansson be our Mutual Extramarital Relationship?
Guy: What?
Girl: You know, we both get to bang her if we get the chance.

by RICH TEEJ October 6, 2011

Mutual Gainer

A pair of individuals who like to gain weight together by feeding each other.

Mike and Susan were mutual gainers who loved to feed each other.

by Dolphinia January 22, 2009

Liberty Mutual

Some fucking insurance company with an annoying-ass, ear-violating jingle.

Liberty Mutual: "Liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty."
Person: (attacks their TV with a baseball bat) "Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Leave me alone! I've had enough!"

by wheelchairmanfromfamilyguy August 12, 2021

Mutual Understanding

A term used mostly by Filipinos for two people who obviously like each other, but have not yet committed to a relationship. So both parties are still free to go out on dates with other people.

It's a vague area between being friends and boyfriend/girlfriend.

Basically, it's like an open relationship.

(Shortcut: MU)

Guy1: Dude, is Jess your girlfriend?
Guy2: Nah, we just have a mutual understanding.

by LastMinutePanic March 4, 2009

liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.

Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!

by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019