by cannabliss420 July 15, 2010
That old man is a mustachio.
by missanonymous9713 April 23, 2009
a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.
tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.
by TyMy March 15, 2011
by big dick tyner March 27, 2008
A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010
After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010
The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.
"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
by Clusterfudge March 4, 2008