Muslim Summer

Going to the beach with a shirt on and unable to get a tan.

I gotta get in shape! Don't want to have a Muslim summer.

by bobbert78 March 7, 2009

muslim safe

being in a bar-b-cue joint, a place that serves pork!! -one is not likely to get 'blowed-up' there!!

john felt pretty muslim safe in 'taste o' the south!!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

Muslim Slugger

Someone who is of middle-eastern origin (doesn't have to be muslim) who uses their sand sleaze to pick up A Perfect 6.

Bro did you see Ajmal fuck up like 3 butter faces last night?? He really is a Muslim Slugger!

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

muslim shuffle

Term coined by GodLogic Apologetics. It is a thing Muslims do when they get caught in a lie, false statement, or fallacy. They immediately change the subject in order to hide the fact that they just got caught.

Muslim: The Bible is corrupted
Christian: But the Quran says many times it isn't.
Muslim: Let's talk about the Trinity.
Christin: here comes the Muslim shuffle.

by AndrewSCB July 5, 2024

Muslim Heat Seeker

When your "target" is in the shower and you open the shower curtain and let a fart loose into the shower. Then you close the shower curtain and lock the "target" in with the stench. Extra effect if you can let a silent fart go instead of making it known that you were there. The heat of the shower makes the smell much worse.

Man, Julie was in the shower today and I shot in a Muslim Heat Seeker and she about hit the floor from the smell.

by dkilljoy May 5, 2011

muslim butt snorkel

Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.

Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel

by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020

Sushi Muslim

A Muslim with both Sunni and Shi'a parents, or for whom the Sunni-Shi'a divide means very little. A Hanafi who does matam for Ashura could be considered a Sushi Muslim.

Muslim Sunni Shi'a Sushi Muslim

by DeenaL March 30, 2010