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Metro Muslim

A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim
He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.
by Suzie Says So October 7, 2014
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Ex-Muslim

An individual who used to identify as Muslim and no longer is.

Ex Muslims are bad asses. Especially the ones who reside in Muslim countries. It takes strength and courage to leave a religion which condemns you to death for doing so. It takes strength and courage to be true to yourself when your Muslim family and Muslim friends judge and shun you for it.
Person A: What is an Ex-Muslim?

Person B: An Ex Muslim is someone who used to follow Islam, the followers are called Muslims. Now they don't practice or follow Islam so they are no longer Muslim."

Person A: "Good for them."
by Anonymous9723546 October 21, 2020
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Muslim

Someone who follows the religion of Islam. Due to the actions of Islamic extremists in the past few years they are often stereotyped as terrorists. Most Muslims are peaceful people. Many forms of Islam are strict which is why Muslims dress in certain ways and do not eat things. They believe that their holy book the Qumran is the absolute teachings of God, who they call Allah. They believe that this message was received by the prophet Muhammad. Much like the bible, the Qumran encourages strict punishments to sinners and those who do not worship in the way they consider to be correct. Most Muslims do not act on these beliefs. A very small minority believe in the process of Jihad, which involves forcefully converting non-Muslims to Islam. Groups such as Al-Qaeda believe in this and have come to be seen as the stereotypical terrorists. A popular phrase is that most or all terrorists are Muslim, which is quite untrue. Many terrorists are Christians and other religions. Muslims believe in the rule of God over the rule of man, so many Islamic countries are led by royal families or religious leaders, and dictators. Another belief of Muslims is that the prophet Muhammad should never be depicted. Incidents in which this has happened have resulted in an uproar in the Muslim community, just as anti-Christian acts have caused protests in religiously conservative areas.
People who believe that Muslims are all terrorists have probably never met a Muslim.
Racist Idiot: All Muslims are terrorists. They should be arrested.

Other Guy: Have you ever met a Muslim?

Racist Idiot: No.

Other Guy: Exactly.
by jvovnbambavkfpb neibnae September 6, 2012
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Moderate Muslim

A Muslim who thinks the Ummah is still not powerful enough to take on the West and tries to compromise his practice of Islam temporarily. These people are prepared to wait until Muslim countries become powerful enough to threaten the civilized world.

These may also be muslims who practice taqiyya and tries to act peaceful.
guy with commonsense: Do you know what Saudi Arabia teaches its children?
Bush: C'mon. They're a country of moderate Muslims. Now let's take care of radicals like al-Qaeda and the tiny minority of extremists who malign the noble religion of Islam.
by theoneverdies December 6, 2006
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Muslim

One who submits
Terrorist population:0.0006%
Pray to Allah😉
Hey that Muslim prays wayyyy to much
by Stur October 1, 2016
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double muslim

As previously defined by Richard Pryor, you have Muslims...then you have Double Muslims. Them's the ones you dont want to fuck with-them double muslims. 'Cause them motherfuckers can't wait to get to Allah. And they want to take eight or nine motherfuckers with 'em
Person 1 Aye, man. Wanna go down to the mosque and fuck with some muslims?

Person 2 Nah, man. They ain't no regular Muslims down there...they's them double muslims! I ain't about to fuck wit no double muslims
by pigvomit June 21, 2007
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Muslim

Unlike the meanings on here.
Muslim, Is one who practices Islam.
Person 1 : I know nothing about Muslims yet I seem to speak idiot talk.
Person 2: It's fine, Just stop talking illogical shit about my religion and I.

Person 3: Yeah, If you wanna shit on it use actual shit.
by FuckIllogicalPeople July 15, 2017
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