ace morphins

Pain killer that makes you trip balls

Dude those ace morphins had me trippin big

by DDdoubleG January 9, 2018

Eddie Murphies

A creative way to say weed edibles

Tom: Yo Ben did you bring any edibles back from Rado
Ben: yeah a brought a decent amount of Eddie Murphies

Tom: fuck yeah brother

by Pharr June 26, 2019

Murphing

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.

James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.

by En_are June 25, 2008

Murphin

Bullshittin your friends

Man I thought me an Zach were gonna hang out but he's murphin

by American Racist July 25, 2006

Murphing

(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.

Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!

by whatsthewordwordword October 16, 2015

Murphism

It's used to blatantly lie to your face with a smile. Will use any tactic to better oneself. i.e. " You get a $6,500 tax credit when you buy a used diesel vehicle!" Often used by shady and or questionable salesman. Buyer beware a murphism is coming to a dealership near you.!

"By the way Mr. Jones if you buy this vehicle you will get one free!"

"This car gets 239 miles per gallon, Mrs. Salazar."

Buyer beware of that murphism!

by CG775 March 28, 2010

murphinator

Murphinator is a person who although lives in the present time, lives very much in the past and on past glories. Often found at weekends in Dixons licking the shop window and reading up on thousands and thousands of boring useless electronic facts.

To murphinate... To go to a drinking establishment and pull a women once in the 30 years on the planet and then to claim " I have a good record there "

by Anon February 25, 2004