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Murphology

The philosophy of thought founded on Murphy's Law. A view on life that is typically pessimistic or somber. Tends to lean towards a very dry, sarcastic view.
Murphology: Anything that can go wrong, probably already has. You just need someone smarter to figure it out for you.
by sandman1887 March 23, 2011
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Murpho

A complete drama queen, adored by everyone. The sexual fantasy of many. Plural - Murphi, Feminine - Murpha, Young child - Murphette.
look at that Murpho, i'd bang her.
by Breea Scot Lewis May 7, 2008
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murphballer

v. to whisper the phrase "murphballer" into a girl's ear while you are having sex with her. A popular variation is to yell "MURPHBALLER!" as you reach orgasm. Also, considered an anthem in the streets of many Chicagoland neighborhoods, namely Hyde Park and La Grange Park.

Named after Dave who was featured in such films as "Major Dunkage" and "Major Dunkage 2"
I gave Alice the murphballer last night and she freaked out.
by your favorite rat April 12, 2008
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Murphoptical

pertaining to Murphy's Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
That I hit the fire hydrant with my car after squashing the old lady, and the water from the hydrant washed away the pills she needed to pull through until the ambulance arrived, was all rather Murphoptical, looking back on it.
by Caseyupdike February 1, 2008
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Murphmode

Seattle slang for going beastmode but you’re so in the zone you make a straight face
When I was throwing the medicine ball, I was going Murphmode
by Shlongjrgang July 23, 2020
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MURPHORSAIDS

Noun. The true reason for mutilated cows.
a women comes into the ups store shipping horse semen. murph with a cut on this finger bleeds into the horse semen. horses all over the country are now infested with murphorsaids. escaping from there pastures and fucking holes into the sides of cattle across the nation
by pukes litterson December 19, 2008
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Murphmode

Seattle slang for going beastmode but you’re so in the zone you make a straight face
When I was throwing the medicine ball, I was going Murphmode
by Shlongjrgang July 23, 2020
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