The most beautiful man you will ever lay eyes upon. An absolute model. Anyone who happens to cross paths with him must bow down in respect. Disrespect him and you'll surely regret it.
-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10
-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other
-Balls- Gone. (Rip)
Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.
His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass
Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10
-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other
-Balls- Gone. (Rip)
Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.
His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass
Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
by ynn&pikole July 9, 2020
Get the Murma mug.1. Basically, what the murface is, is the essence and expression on old people's angry faces when teenagers ride bikes, walk, defecate, etc. on their lawn.
1. Old man: "murr, you damn kids stay off my lawn! murrr mur mur, damn teenagers"
Teenager: "you suck old guy!"
Old man: "murrr!" >X(
2. what the murface looks like -> >X(
Teenager: "you suck old guy!"
Old man: "murrr!" >X(
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by Anangryoldman June 21, 2009
Get the Murface mug.murachima is a made up word that some vietnamese boy under the name of duc made to sell some shoes. he sells some but thats it.
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Get the Murman mug.Noun: One with Blonde Jew Fro. Possible obesity.
A person resembling the likeness of Therman Murman in BAD SANTA. One might have blonde, jew-fro attributes and qualities in their hair.
A person resembling the likeness of Therman Murman in BAD SANTA. One might have blonde, jew-fro attributes and qualities in their hair.
by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008
Get the Therman Murman mug.Aaron spoke mormacian to Colin and Danny but they didn't understand what he was saying.
Aaron spoke mormacian at the mormatican.
Aaron spoke mormacian at the mormatican.
by Mythmaker January 1, 2006
Get the Mormacian mug.An ancient Africian voodoo belief:
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
by lemonboy October 1, 2006
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