by Not Murkin June 22, 2003
Dude 1: This club is gangster. Where did DeShawn go?
Dude 2: He is murkin' for drunk girls on the dance floor!
Dude 2: He is murkin' for drunk girls on the dance floor!
by Buc_Nassty January 10, 2011
by ClitCapper77 May 24, 2012
by ldelandro January 21, 2008
Someone/something that is being either:
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
by Will R Fry December 13, 2008
by JOHNNY BOUGES September 07, 2011
A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.
To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.
To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.
by Snapple Yoni March 04, 2007