Monstrosity

Pouring a monster energy drink on a vagina before eating it out to make it taste better.

I pulled a monstrosity on my girlfriend cus she tasted like shit.

by Somedirtykids November 15, 2010

Monstrosity

Anyone by the name of Ben

Damn ben is a real monstrosity

by 696942069 January 23, 2020

Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

by Smith March 17, 2005

Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow

Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."

by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010