cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.

After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021

Mucus

The polite way of calling something cancerous, usually in a public setting.

"Ugh there's Jimmy, he's just mucus."

by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 14, 2018

mucus

It's a slimy substance that comes out of your nose

Blow your nose man! There's mucus coming out.

by Adaotmr September 20, 2013

Mucus shoe

he is a femboy (true) and a murderer kinda scary. he could murder you at any moment hide your children please.

hey is that a lucas a murdering femboy that could kill your children.
wait is that Mucus shoe

by lucasisdiscordkitten November 20, 2022

mucus trooper

An inconsiderate bastard who insists on coming to work with a cold or flu, thus infecting the rest of the workforce

I wouldn't have got this cold if he wasn't such a mucus trooper

by mesh606 March 10, 2004

mucus pukus

A magic/witchcraft word for 2nd graders.Used in a way like hocus pocus. May be literal.

When I say mucus pukus, you will die.

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

mucus scum

People who sniff all the fucking time rather than buying tissues or carrying a handkerchief. Usually ignorant townie scumbags who are just too thick to realize that their constant nasal sounds are really fucking annoying.

"I sat near a mucus scum on the bus and I wanted to punch his fucking face in after the thirtieth sniff"

by Zero Tollrance September 24, 2003