El Mulletino

Noun: El Mulletino - To be of Mexican origin and have a mullet style haircut.

ROFL hey dude, look at that guy with the El Mulletino!

by Dj Kopy August 9, 2006

Mulletious

1. Vulgar description of a Mullet (10-90, Kentucky Waterfall, Business in the front-Party in the Back)
2.Can be indeering at times, depends on context of sentence

1. How Mulletious is Tolly looking today?
2. Wow, you are so mulletious it makes me hot.

by Katy Luke February 11, 2005

Mulletology

The study and classification of mullets in the wild

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletant

Mulletant: aimless red state radical; one who speaks most pejoratively when asked to comment on city slickers, urban malaise, limousine liberals and Macy’s Marxists; a cloudy-minded (and usu. tipsy) creature who foams at the mouth when unaware passenger seat dwellers pause at the local NPR station when surfing AM radio; a devout fan of disaffected rockers who distill left-leaning punk and angst-riddled music to a core formula of ‘screamoaning,’ suicidal ideation, and a “leave me alone” basement meth lab attitude.

A mulletant proves most dangerous when teaming up with like-minded fellows under a banner that attempts to capture a vague purpose (usu. through insignia pregnant with insecurity and/or a-historical chauvinism a.k.a. “emasculated lighter skinned--read: not darker than an undetermined standard unrelated to family trees and a promiscuous definition of European ancestry; not synonymous with “albino” or caused by “vitiligo”; usu. distinguishable from flu-like paleness; fluorescent glow may neither be achieved through clever use of foundation nor denied through indulgence in tanning goods or services--American mutt” power supremacists), not to be mistaken with any of the tightly organized (even militaristic) organizations bearing the coincidentally similar postfix “-ant.”

The "Twangy" newsletter coverboy is so mulletant. Republican Party in the back!

Alt-country and folk are okay, but they fail to capture the coveted attention of a key demographic: tween mulletants whose disposable income remains a mystery to most astute analysts of consumer behavior.

He's harmless. He talks a lot of trash, but he's just mad that his parents couldn't afford to move out of the neightborhood when the cash-strapped (but comparatevily more industrious and potentially mobile) immigrants started moving into town. He's a run-of-the-mill mulletant.

by diogenes53 March 8, 2009

Mulletosis

An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.

Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)

by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

mellotron

An electrical instrument that looks similar to a keyboard, that produces loops of pre-recorded sound when you press a key. The mellotron was used by famous progressive rock bands of the 70's, such as Yes, King Crimson, The Moody Blues, and Emerson Lake and Palmer, just to name a few.

DUDE! Rick Wakeman kicks ass on the 'tron!

by Dead_Head June 27, 2005

Milltron DeRulo

That pale ass nigga wit metal legs who always be munchin on potato chips and watching ghost adventures.

Dang, he is Milltron DeRulo. You can tell by them metal legs.

by mstapor April 9, 2010