mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet

Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”

by HapaJohn October 14, 2020

front mullet swish

A haircut that is short in the back and long in the front,hence "front mullet", and the front is like an emo haircut,that "swishes" or your face.
hence, front mullet swish.

"Hey d00d.L00k at that cr33p3r's front mullet swish."

by peachey October 2, 2006

mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.

"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."

by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014

Mullet Scars

The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.

Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life

by sentiii January 30, 2025

Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.

That staff meeting was a Hot Mullet Sandwhich!

by walter23456 October 18, 2023

Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwhich originating from the Panhandle of Florida includes business, lettuce, tomato, and pickle with a heavy party serving in the back. It may cause intense cravings for 80s rock 'n roll and horrible taste in style. It may also describe one's appearance when one looks disheveled or unkept.

That Hot Mullet Sandwhich had me craving Bon Jovi.
Thomas looked like a Hot Mullet Sandwhich today.

by walter23456 October 18, 2023

Moisty's Mallet

Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.

The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'

by Cammers November 3, 2008