muffintop

A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.

I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.

by Jimmy from the Ville February 13, 2010

Muffintops

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009

Muffintop

A code name for a guy because his hair looks like the top of a muffin.

“Omg i think muffintop looked over”

by Totallynotsyd February 16, 2023

Muffintop

The area directly over your waistline that spills over creating what resembles the top of a muffin.

Hey, look at her, she has a muffintop.

by F. Marino May 17, 2007

Muffintop

The squidgy doughnut-like fold of chubbyness between the tummy and the breast area...that sits atop the waistband of jeans that are two sizes too small.

You should try a size bigger in those jeans, you've got serious Muffintop!

by No_angel_xx December 23, 2004

Muffintops

Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.

"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"

by ILoveYourMothersVagina April 24, 2008

muffintops

The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.

When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band.

Yo, your muffintops are showing.

by Randy (muffinman) October 28, 2007