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mucke

the gunk that builds up in a female's vagina if she hasn't cleaned herself in a while. Very common if she's spent several days out in the field during Military training.
Guy1: Dude, that blonde chick just winked at me!

Guy2: Well, we have a couple hours off...and there are some private bushes over there...you gonna go for it?

Guy1: Nah, we've been in the field for two days. That's a lotta mucke in there.

Guy2: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
by cuppers April 24, 2010
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mucker

a term used by the irish for friend
alright mucker?
by mck April 23, 2003
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Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Oh my god, I mucked up
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Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.
You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!
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mucked

In web forums - to be scooped in the presentation of a story or topical news item.
MobyDick posted it here first -- I've been mucked!
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Mucket

A relatively large, yellowish brown freshwater unionid commonly found throughout the midwestern United States. This bivalve can be identified by its heavy shell, shallow depth of beak cavity, large pseudocardinal teeth and oblong shape. Young show distinct green rays radiating from the beak. While commonly defined as mussels, many leading malacologists identify muckets as unionids seperate from mussels. A distinguishing difference is that they lack the byssal threads used by many bivalves, including mussels, to hold themselves to rocks and other fixed structures. Several other species, such as the Pink Mucket, utilize the common name but are of a different subfamily.

P. Mollusca
C. Bivalvia
O. Unionoida
F. Unionidae
G-Sp. Actinonaias ligamentia
After our trip to Grand River, we had buckets and buckets of muckets.
by Just sayin August 18, 2009
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mucked

getting pwnd, owned, murdered, hammered, killed, insulted, etc.
Dude, that kid just got mucked !
by Stewmister6170 October 7, 2010
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