mucoso

Spanish slang for a snotty nosed kid. Used in a derogatory sense.

That pendejo ratted me out to the teacher, pinched mucoso.

Sure, we call him "El Guapo" now, but he was just a mucoso in Junior High.

by bountyhunter44 May 17, 2014

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ass mucus

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

by Vinnie the Cock February 29, 2008

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mucus cum

Where your cum (semen) is very viscous and sticky. Most commonly a very informal term used in friend groups as a bit of banter.

Uses: "You'll never guess what. I had it. Last night." "Had what?" "Mucus cum!"

by Bilbo Swagins October 1, 2014

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Mucus Dick Moment

Another phrase for getting fucked.

While Aaron was playing a game, he had a Mucus dick moment.

by TH3B3AST87_TTV February 2, 2020

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n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.

After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021

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