muckluck

A word that sounds dirty but really isnt.

"sherry will you uhh u want to go to the movies with me?"

"no"

"Ah muckluck

by Johny the rabit March 24, 2003

muckluck

the one who first put this word and definition forgot to mention that the word originally came from the simpsons episode where sideshow bob gets outta jail one last time and uses bart as a suicide bomb because he has hypnotized him, krusty the clown uses this word when hes talking to tv anchor kent brockman about why krusty cancelled his show his like 4th or 5th time when hes talking about how people these days watchs tupid shit like reality tv shows, and he uses muckluck as an example of somthing new and creative that was funny because it only sounds dirty...........

same as above

by justsm0kingbudheredontmindmeokdamnwhathehell August 25, 2003

Muckaluck

A game played by gay males where a piece of bread is put in the middle of a circle and all men ejaculate on the bread and the last person to ejaculate must ingest the bread

Hi Zachary are you and the boys interested in a good game of muckaluck you have won three weeks in a row!!!

by Litsku December 24, 2016

Mucksucker

A term used for a person who cannot stop themself putting dirty things in their mouth.

"Bloody hell,I caught Ethel in the bins again!! She's a rite ruddy mucksucker of that there is no doubt, I can tell you."

'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 11, 2009

Muckluck

A stupid male who is always screwing around with females who don't serve that kinda crap.

"Damn, she's dated alot of mucklucks."

"I wish she'd wasn't with that muckluck."

"Dude, your a muckluck."

by Seth Eypoins December 28, 2005

muckguck

Someone who partakes in massive amounts of bullshite or resided on an upper level dick riding.
example 1:
"bro what was the point of dragging me to this larping convention if there wasn’t gonna be any thick golem hoes? You’re a muckguck fam"
example 2:

"fam you heard *insert name* learned how to do a backflip?"
"i been backflipping dawg ain’t shit new bout dat"
"you a muckguck."

shut up muckguck

by croccyrainbuck December 11, 2022

Muckluck

A event where someone scoops up poop and hiding it on 1 cupcake and in a batch of 12 inch as a form of russian roulette. This is a tradition in rural uzbekistan.

I was supposed to do the Muckluck this year and I almost puked twice.

by Scalchboi1 December 27, 2024