The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
by Sinfrey August 27, 2009
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Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015
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"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
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Get the Fuck Mozzarella mug.To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.
Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?
Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
Johnny: No, what happened?
Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015
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Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.
by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009
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