Did you know he had a scat fetish?
by arandomhumanintheuniverse May 06, 2019
The greatest composer of classical music ever. This genius has composed some of the most memorable music ever, such as his Symphony No. 40 and the Requiem. His career was a short one, for he died at the age of 31. Although he was very popular, he did not earn much money for his composition. He died in a pauper's grave, unmarked too.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is unmatched in his skill of composing music. He changed classical music forever, and set a bar so high that still no one has managed to overcome.
by Joe Millionaire November 14, 2003
by D. Campbell August 13, 2005
by Adafoo June 30, 2013
A composer/pianist who arguably wrote some of the greatest music of all time. Mozart was neither popular nor rich during his lifetime. In fact, Mozart was extremely poor and could hardly afford food for himself, his wife, and his two children. Mozart was virtually starved at the time of his death, he may have lived longer had he more money to afford food and good living conditions.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.
Johnny: Mozart was a genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.
Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.
Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.
Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.
Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.
Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.
Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.
by Whyarepeoplestupid? March 18, 2009
When a guy makes a girl's loose pussy his own personal piano. A girl fingered with four or more fingers.
by Katie Cobblepot Penguin July 14, 2010
To be extremely drunk. So named in honor of the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who spent extended periods of time composing music while feverishly intoxicated.
Dude #1: "Dude, you were effin' Mozart last night."
Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."
Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."
by RHH January 27, 2009