Motherfucker, a person that sucks at life, steals from friends. fucks your sister and mother while wearing your slippers and drinking your purple stuff.
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Get the Mowan mug.When you create a mixture of half American Spirit tobacco and half marijuana and pack it into a bong and take a fat rip off it.
Dude, I was over at Wall house yesterday and too a FAT moak. Shit got me so high I was moaked FODAYZ
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Get the mosaken mug.A singular bong rip, usually administered to the most loaked individual of the group, containing marijuana, taybo (American Spirit Tobacco) and sometimes hash. Moakies originated from the foggy hills of west marin in the late 1990's, were they then were passed through marin county high schools and on to SF. Moakies are now prevelent in certain areas of other states such as Indiana, Arizona, Oregon, Texas, and the Hawaiian Islands.
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by TyVang August 22, 2011
Get the Mouakia mug.The mandatory hellhole where you're forced to go for 14 years. Often full of teachers that bore you out of your mind and bombard you with this useless crap you will never need (such as the horrifying things called homework ), mean girls who think they rule the world, and other things that make it seem like somebody decided to put education, hell, and prison all in a blender and then the result is these compulsory things called "mawakeb". Another thing the boys and girls are SEPARATED which is good and bad cuz all the guys are f boys and are all super rude!
Or the single worst place in the universe.
Where people are forbidden upon stepping into a room. You cannot drink water, eat, go to the toilet. The place where we are ,bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given 5 hours of homework.
AND, if your homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal horror. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss.
Or the single worst place in the universe.
Where people are forbidden upon stepping into a room. You cannot drink water, eat, go to the toilet. The place where we are ,bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given 5 hours of homework.
AND, if your homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal horror. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss.
Al Mawakeb School: The single worst place in the universe.
Student 1: I hate school!!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
Typical school scene
Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: No
Student: Please.
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
(5 mins later)
Student: Ive wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How DARE you question me!
two hours detention!
Student: but...
Teacher: Three hours
Student 1: I hate school!!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
Typical school scene
Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: No
Student: Please.
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
(5 mins later)
Student: Ive wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How DARE you question me!
two hours detention!
Student: but...
Teacher: Three hours
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