moustinguished

A very rare occurrence in which a moustached man is in fact distinguished instead of terribly creepy. (re; molestache)

Alex Trebek circa the 90s is very moustinguished.

Tom Selleck is known best for being a moustinguished man.

The first moustinguished man is the Monopoly Man.

Credit where credit is due, his name should have been Joseph "Moustinguished" Stallin.

by SftPoDM January 16, 2011

Mohsinger

When golfing, your ball hits a tree. It then ricochets right back into the fairway!

My tee shot hit a tree. I got a Mohsinger, my ball landed in the fairway!

by Wilczynsky May 16, 2021

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020