meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

by AAIIEE September 28, 2008

Molusting

When there is a PDA. Someone kisses, or compliments, or hold hands it counts as molustation. When shown, or you've seen an act of lust, you have been molusted.

Girl: Oh, David, I love you!
Boy: Oh Madi, I love you too!
Passing bystander: EW! MOLUSTING IS DISGUSTING!

by randomchica123 January 18, 2011

Mousing

Using his thumb and index finger, a man first grasps his penis and testicles at the base. Using the opposite hand, he wraps the penis downward, over his index finger, and lightly grasps the tip with his middle or ring finger. With his free hand, he lightly dabs the side of his penis and testicles with a stamp pad, liberally inking both. Then he rotates his manhood 90 degrees, such that the testicles are vertical and the penis is on one side. Then he bursts forth towards his unsuspecting partner, stamping her as many times as possible before she can escape, leaving numerous Mickey Mouse silhouettes.

I surprised my girlfriend last night, I gave her a good mousing.

by BBaggins September 26, 2009

left hand mousing

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007

Mousing

Any mischief or shenanigans by a person or group of people (usually teens/college kids.) Synonymous with booling.

Bro where did Tyler go?
I heard he’s mousing with Janessa behind the shed. 😳

Yo last night I went mousing with the boys.

No way what did u guys do?
We found a group of rockets and then took out some mailboxes.

by KMouse June 12, 2020

Reindeer Mounting

Reindeer mounting is common game played around Christmas time. You and a couple of you buddies go driving through unknown neighborhoods or your own and place stupid light up reindeer on the hinds quarters of the others.

for examples on Reindeer Mounting see sex and doggy style

by Sunshine the Great January 5, 2008

Mounting Lion

The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.

Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!

by Butch Dime October 21, 2010