Jack Layton's Moustache

The most prominent and revered member of Canadian politics, and the brains behind the NDP (New Democratic Party) of Canada.

"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"

by C-Bat August 20, 2011

your father's moustache

Ancient, retro semi-insult, used either in annoyance or to contradict an assertion.

John Kerry does NOT look French! Ahh, ya fadda's moustache!

by octopod November 22, 2003

Devil's Moustache

Slang for the hair that grow's in a persons butt crack - specifically around the anus

He bent over, opened his legs and all i could see was a big, thick black devil's moustache

by shite_hawk November 3, 2010

Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.

When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.

by Christie Corpus September 27, 2004

Charlie Chaplin's Moustache

Similar to Hitler's Mustache except his is older and cooler.

Bob: Do you see that guy with the Hitler Moustache?
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.

by DatMAN August 4, 2016

Reid's Moustache

An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.

BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!

BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.

BOY 1: Dude.

by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011

Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

by Ryfish! January 4, 2019