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Jelly Mould

1. A mould for Jelly (n.)

2. The yellowing, crusty stain found on the front of a pair of pants that have been left in the washing some time after having been defiled by gentleman juice.
Bridget Jones's sensible pants were the only ones left untainted by jelly mould.
by Paul Hopwood October 5, 2006
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mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007
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mouldy berry

a mouldy berry is a love bite but on a mans nut
i heard she gave him a mouldy berry
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Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.
Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.
by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023
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moulden

a girl who has a body to grind against
that girl is fully moulden
by josie crompton February 9, 2008
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jesse moulsdale

Jesse Mousdale is one of the local Collie coal miners out in WA. Jesse’s favourite activites include mining coal all day, making some og disstracks on the austro boys and his most favourite thing to do is touch his sister and his uncle called cletus. Jesse is known for being a retarded sister fucker.
Brayden *Omg lchap did you know Jesse moulsdale is coming to This school*?!

lchap *no way what the hell i thought he was a collie inbred coal miner*!! jesse moulsdale
by Perth_Meth_Junkie December 5, 2018
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Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
by Sami D December 9, 2008
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