Mouldy monday

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.

Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.

by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007

mouldy berry

a mouldy berry is a love bite but on a mans nut

i heard she gave him a mouldy berry

by criticalmuffins February 17, 2015

Moulan Yan

a word used by italians in referance to black people

You gold teeth gold chain wearin', fried chicken and biscuit eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, bigthigh, fast-runnin', three hundred sixty degree basketball dunkin' spade Moulan Yan.

by killamon October 4, 2006

Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.

Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.

by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023

Gay Moula

The twin brother of J-Money. He is part owner of Gay Money Records, along with J-Money. He is identical looking to J-Money except for a large mustache. He was captured by Hogan Leutenberger and held for ransom.

J-Money and his brother, Gay Moula, just signed a new artist to their record label.

by TProds July 7, 2010

moula

Another term for money.

You got any moula for me?

by Lil Pris August 9, 2003