muddy lizard

A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.

"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried

by Hazzat July 7, 2012

too muddy

a term made by new jersey teenagers for when you don’t feel like doing something or something gets complicated

teacher: “we have a test today”

student: “too muddy”

by brick1738 June 6, 2021

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

muddy taxi

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.

Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 7, 2014

Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018

muddy tarp

when a girl is riding you, you reach around stuff your nutsack skin into her asshole

oh man when that bitch was riding me last night i slipped her the muddy tarp

by Pjs37 April 10, 2008

Mouldy on the Lush

Irish slang meaning getting absolutely off your face drunk, usually while Knacker drinking (on the nac)

Friend: Did you pull that beure last night?
Me: No she was too moudly, she started getting sick everywhere!

Friend: Are we heading to a pub tonight?
Underage Friend: No fuck that we'll go on the nac and get mouldy on the lush instead!

by IrishGuru March 20, 2015