mother's day

a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift

i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day

if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them

mother's day by tha truth teller May 18, 2006

mother's day

1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.

2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).

3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...

Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?

Guy: A hug.

Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?

Guy: not so much...

mother's day by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008

mother's day

In California state issued welfare checks are issued monthly every 1st and the 15th, known to many in ghetto communities as "mothers day"

"Aaaw shit, look at these long assed baby cryin, loud ass ghetto folks up in this supermart... you should never do your shopping on mothers day.

mother's day by jord January 28, 2004

Mother's day

Today (May 8th) is Mother's Day. You're supposed to treat your mommy special today. Like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.

My Mommy says I'm special... I like to make it up to her on Mother's day.

Mother's day by Momma's Boy May 8, 2005

Mother's Day

Mother's Day (MUH-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit

>at the trailor park<
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."

Mother's Day by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

Not a Mother's Day

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.

Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!

Not a Mother's Day by toadaron December 8, 2011

Mother's Day

Mother's day is a day where everyone should say thank you to their moms. give gifts to their moms because of what the mother does on a daily basis. Cleans/buys groceries/pays the bills/buys you close/gives you a roof over your head/ext.

Happy mother's day mom I bought/made you some gifts.

Mother's Day by Arixandy October 16, 2019