Momister

A sister who is your mom, vice-versa for a mom who is your sister.
Originates from my very own momister fiichen uwu

fiichen from roblox is my momister

by i love fiichen sm sms ms smsms December 13, 2019

mostestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest

the most you could love someone, this cannot be beaten, because there is no other word describing how much you love someone than this one

Julie: I love you!
Melissa: I love you more!
Julie: I love you the most!
Melissa: I love you the mostestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest
Julie: .......well damn

by llizziee_ September 17, 2018

mostestest

1. the most a person can be loved.

2. the definition of most times infinity (and beyond), pi, etc. cannot be beaten.

3. how much becky loves dan.

Becky - i love you.
Dan - well, i love you most.
Becky - too bad, because i love you mostestest.

by beckyyy. June 21, 2007

Moisterbate

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.

Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

Mismister (Msmr.)

an unmarried man. Mismister is to mister as miss is to Mrs. it is used as a way for others to determine the relationship status of a man without actually asking anything more than their name.

woman: excuse me but I'm new around here and i was just wondering if you could show me around.
man: oh of course i'd be glad to. my names John Kandel.
woman: is that mister Kandel or Mismister (Msmr.) Kandel?

by nworbj December 2, 2009

Mostestestest

1. The maximum amount a person can be loved.
2. A greater amount than mostestest.

Stas - "I love you the mostestest"
Lizzy - "Well I love you the mostestestest"
Stas - "I surrender. There is nothing else I can say that will trump that."

by Themostcorrectpersonever June 2, 2016

the mostestest

1. The greatest amount you could love someone.

2. How much Ellie loves Tomas. (I win.)

I luh you the mostestest!

by elldawg millionaire December 4, 2020