Morrowind, the addictive, real world destroying, imagination enhancing game mostly played by men. (Age ranging from 13-30) It is full of amazing items, creatures, people and plants to capture and completely destroy the human mind. (Orcs are too stupid to be affected.)
Playing Morrowind for more then five hours is dangerous and could become addictive, if such happens seek help immediately, if you are to busy leveling up your long blade and speech craft skills by taunting the guards then you are lost to the world and the world is lost to you.
Playing Morrowind for more then five hours is dangerous and could become addictive, if such happens seek help immediately, if you are to busy leveling up your long blade and speech craft skills by taunting the guards then you are lost to the world and the world is lost to you.
How to tell a Morrowind player from normal people:
Scenario: You are shopping at your local super market and you happen by strange looking young man with nothing but short pants and a shirt who is crouching slightly by the chips section of the super market you stare at him for a moment or two before he stands up looking confused and looks around at you before murmuring to himself. "I wondered why the sneak icon wouldn't come up..."
Scenario: You are shopping at your local super market and you happen by strange looking young man with nothing but short pants and a shirt who is crouching slightly by the chips section of the super market you stare at him for a moment or two before he stands up looking confused and looks around at you before murmuring to himself. "I wondered why the sneak icon wouldn't come up..."
by Scenic Dark June 06, 2006
A highly addictive drug that is availiable to most teenagers in devoloped countries. Morrowind users tend to experience complete withdrawl from reality, and an incredibly vivid immerision in a fantasy world. Morrowind users tend to believe that they are in this world, which seems to be characterized by annoying midgets looking for lost rings, and houses made of magic mushrooms. Morrowind users suffer from extreme paleness, insomnia, lack of proper nutrition. Morrowind addicts often consume extremely high levels of coca-cola, and various flavours of potato chips i.e Salt and Vinegar, and Ketchup. Quitting Morrowind is incredibly difficult, but possible. Those who attempt to quit suffer from withdrawl symptons such sensitivity to the sunlight, violence, irritibility, and the inability to do basic mathematics. Constant jumping, bribing of law enforcement, and the exploration of dangerous places has also been reported. In rare cases, Morrowind users will see a talking, druken mud-crab merchant that sells hard liquor.
Bob: Jim, what happened to you, you used to be cool, now, you're addicted to Morrowind!
Jim: I ain't addicted to nothing! Whoah, theres nix-hound behind you! LOOK OUT! *Lunges at friend with sword*
Jim: I ain't addicted to nothing! Whoah, theres nix-hound behind you! LOOK OUT! *Lunges at friend with sword*
by Morrowind Addict June 30, 2005
morrowind is the third game in the elder scrolls series, and the fourth game is in development! best game ever, took over 100 hours of my life, but i'd do it all over again in an instant.
dude my final character was like a lvl 54 khajiit thief/assassin with a 100 acrobatics/short blade/security/light armor skill, and had SICK armor (savior's hide). oh what melanie? you want to have no strings attached sex? no i'm playing morrowind.
by filthypoosnatch December 15, 2004
A game made for the PC and Xbox platforms, with a reputation for turning its faithful players into zombies who will forsake literally everything for the chance to play the game. I frequently confuse them with coke users because their eyes are constantly open, they're up for weeks on end, and they start to develop nervous tics about the stupidest stuff (especially police officers)
"OMG, that cop is going to start chasing me and beating me with his Ebony Mace..."
"Eight... days... straight... no food... no water... must... play... Morrowind..."
"No Charista, I can't have wild sex on the rooftop with you, I'm sooo friggin' close to getting named Nerevarine by all the tribes!"
"Eight... days... straight... no food... no water... must... play... Morrowind..."
"No Charista, I can't have wild sex on the rooftop with you, I'm sooo friggin' close to getting named Nerevarine by all the tribes!"
by Nick Azure April 23, 2005
The third game in the Elder Scrolls series. It starts off that you are a prisoner being released to a country called Morrowind. You can be a: imperial (stuck-up white dude), breton (mellow guy with a tan), redguard (tough black guy), nord (giant viking), orc (big green guy), khajit (catperson with kangaroo feet), argonian (creepy lizardperson), wood elf (hippie with pointy ears), high elf (asian with pointy ears), or a dark elf (grey racist with pointy ears). It has a wide variety of cultures and places, as well as unusual animals. The only real-world animals seem to be rats, as the wilderness is populated by creatures that range from foot-long maggots to two-legged triceratops to large birds with fins. The geography of Morrowind is mostly made up of swamps, forests and dusty wastelands. There are, of course, cities and towns populated by civilized people. You can buy flowers, booze, weapons, armors, spells, potions, food, and clothing, as well as talk to people. As is customary in the medieval fantasy genre, the tombs and crypts are filled with undead. "People" enemies include bandits, slave-drivers, and psychopaths. Magical creatures are less common, but can be found if one seeks the most forbidding places. On average, Morrowind has the same laws as the real world. It may seem to new players like a whole new world, but as with all things, the key is moderation.
Someone introducing their friend to Morrowind;
Noob:Why are the dark elves so rude?
Experienced Player:You're from another country. Why else would the guard ask you where you're from when you arrived at the dock?
Noob:Stupid dark elves.
Experienced Player:*sigh*
Noob:Why are the dark elves so rude?
Experienced Player:You're from another country. Why else would the guard ask you where you're from when you arrived at the dock?
Noob:Stupid dark elves.
Experienced Player:*sigh*
by Wilddwarf June 17, 2009
A cool game which destroy lives.
It also have some sort of unknown magical device that slowly makes your gaming skills sucky sucky in all other games, and makes you want to play morrowind more and more and more and so you go on and then you.. err.. anyway, it rocks.
It also have some sort of unknown magical device that slowly makes your gaming skills sucky sucky in all other games, and makes you want to play morrowind more and more and more and so you go on and then you.. err.. anyway, it rocks.
"My acrobatic skills are so pwwwhhhnage, that I should be able to leap across this deadly swamp," Johnny thought after being addictive to Morrowind for 2years.
"I wonder if that tower guard got some good weapons. I just quicksave and kills him," Bob thought at his school trip to england.
"I wonder if that tower guard got some good weapons. I just quicksave and kills him," Bob thought at his school trip to england.
by phur riil August 21, 2003
Best RPG ever!!
Nice Mainquest, sidequests, and impoving-fever ^^
Really, Gothic is a joke compared to MW!
Nice Mainquest, sidequests, and impoving-fever ^^
Really, Gothic is a joke compared to MW!
Mom to son:"Well, how was your day?"
Son to Mom:"very good, I defeated dagoth ur finnaly and got Arch-mage in the mages guild of tamriel :D"
Mom to Son:"I mean, how was your day at SCHOOL!?"
Son to mom:"uhhhh... well... nice i suppose.."
Son to Mom:"very good, I defeated dagoth ur finnaly and got Arch-mage in the mages guild of tamriel :D"
Mom to Son:"I mean, how was your day at SCHOOL!?"
Son to mom:"uhhhh... well... nice i suppose.."
by Magecagebage June 12, 2005