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Morningwood Docking 

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
Morningwood Docking by Realtip July 19, 2013
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Morningwood hustle 

When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.
Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!
Morningwood hustle by bunghammer January 20, 2011

Morningwood blues 

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.
Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.
Morningwood blues by Shazeef January 8, 2015

offset morningwood 

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you
*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood

team morningwood 

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood
I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.

Morning Wood 

Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.
Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night!
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.

Morning Wood 

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms
Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
Morning Wood by SushiTrash July 7, 2018