The Cycle Mormons go through once a month that makes them become whiny pissbabies and UBER NPCs because they suck.
Derrek (Cringe mormon): "This sucks! I hate everything, all of you are just main characters!" *Slams table like the whiny bitch he is.*
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
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