Mordecai

The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp

Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.

by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020

moregeous

So handsome or pretty that the subject person is more than gorgeous; above good-looking.

Amy looks amazing in that dress. She's absolutely moregeous!

by Kier Monroe June 19, 2014

Mordecai Brown

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.

I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.

by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021

Morden

Great district of outer London at the end of the Northern Line, just within the Surrey post code zone. Plays host to the genuinely stunning Morden Hall Park, a huge and varied expanse of green space, complete with rivers, streams, historical mansions and a wondrous flower garden.

MORDEN HALL PARK IS RUN BY THE NATIONAL TRUST (nuff said)

by .l April 26, 2014

moregeoisie

Consumers who strive to acquire more than others.

She always wants to have things other people don't posses, she's such a moregeoisie.

by xv-v October 3, 2013

Mordechai

A Mordechai is a smart, logical, and wise human being. They can sometimes come out as cold, but are really funny, talented, and entertaining when you befriend them. They can also seem like a show off, but everyone can admit they are good at what they do.

Girl: Ugh! I hate Mordechai!
Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him!
Girl: But he is such a show off!
Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does!
Girl: I suppose...

by Estie Defines January 1, 2018

Mordetwi

A meme that has been haunting me for the past few weeks.

Person: Hey have you heard of the mordetwi meme?
Me: 💀

by Ibukiisloveandlife August 19, 2021